atlantis, paradise island

If you've been to the Bahamas, you've probably been to Atlantis, Paradise Island, a billion dollar resort with just about everything you could want, need or imagine --  postcard-like views, scenic beaches, fine (and very pricey) dining, a huge aquarium, water slides through shark-infested waters, a casino, a marina with helicopter-equipped yachts, and a lot more.  It was definitely one of the highlights of my trip, right up there with a touching beachfront wedding and Dewer's on the rocks with my toes in the sand at midnight.

I will say two things, however.  Most of the outdoor slides and attractions were closed by 6 p.m. when we went, which meant no slide action for me.  (Keren was relieved. She knew I'd drag her on.)  Six o'clock and they shut down for the day?  Not cool when rooms are more than a dime a night.  Secondly, there's definitely way too many loud kids.  I mean, I came here to get away from the noise of New York, right?

Other than that, Atlantis lives up to the hype.